Hi. So I was watching one of those skin care commercials where they get a celebrity to indorse the product, and I never noticed before how many times they have to spin in these ads. Not only that but they always have a secret.

“You wanna know my secret? What’s my secret? I’ll tell you my secret. It’s called proactive! Makes my face crystal clear. How else do I star in movies?”

Now I hate to be the one to call bullshit but I don’t think the secret is proactive. Just once I’d like the commercial to go like this.

“You wanna know me secret? You don’t know the secret?? You haven’t heard? Alright, I’ll tell you my secret. I’m Vanessa F***** Hudgens. I was born good looking. Neutrogena? Yea but that’s what poor people use. I’m rich. I don’t go to the grocery store. Are you even sober?”

Why do celebrities lie? It’s like when they say in interviews “haha yea, I just drink plenty of water” it’s like what holy water? Wat do you…It’s like lady I would drink your bath water if I could have clear skin like you for a day…that was a little bit creepy.

But speaking of drinks! I went to the hospital the other day, and they now categorize their drinks. So red stands for unhealthy, and green stands for healthy. And not surprisingly the only drink that fulfilled the criteria for the green category was water. So perhaps celebrities are telling the truth when they say water is what they drink and thus they’re good looking.

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